Monday, January 14, 2013

The Birds and The Bees, Part 1 (2013)

The other night I got a text from Pearson that read, "Our daughter just told me she has a bagina [vagina] in her butt." 

Rewind to two nights before while the kids were bathing. Mae (finally) noticed Whit's male anatomy and asked me what it was. I know this might be rather late to notice but Mae has not once had any  interests or questions about her own parts, Whit's or ours (to be matter of fact). I told her Whitaker has a penis and she asked me if she had one. I told her "no you don't, you have a vagina." I then went a little further and told her that all men have certain parts and women have said other parts and it is where you pee out of. I never once mentioned her butt but clearly that is where she thinks her "bagina" is. Looks like I screwed that one up. Hope I do better in later conversations.

**I titled this the birds and bees, part one because this I am sure will be the first installment of many conversations over the years. 

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