Tonight while in the bath (why do all these conversations seem to happen in the bath?!), Mae tried to wash Whitaker, including down there. Pearson immediately intervened and said, "Mae those are his private parts and only he is allowed to touch them."
Pearson for some reason doesn't want to refer to our kids "private" parts as the words that they are but I insist we refer to them as penis and vagina. Anyways, I intervened and said, "Yes Mae we don't wash Whitaker's penis." Mae then look to Pearson and said, "Daddy I have a bagina [vagina] and you have nutcrackers."
Pearson had to leave the bathroom he was laughing too hard to compose himself. Awww, can my babies stay this sweet and innocent forever.
Pearson for some reason doesn't want to refer to our kids "private" parts as the words that they are but I insist we refer to them as penis and vagina. Anyways, I intervened and said, "Yes Mae we don't wash Whitaker's penis." Mae then look to Pearson and said, "Daddy I have a bagina [vagina] and you have nutcrackers."
Pearson had to leave the bathroom he was laughing too hard to compose himself. Awww, can my babies stay this sweet and innocent forever.
1 comment:
LOL!!!! Nutcrackers. That's hysterical!!
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