I have so many posts to catch up on...Mae's 4th Birthday, Mae's First Day of School, Mae's 4 year old wellness checkup. I promise I will get them up and I will probably back date them so that they fall on the day they actually happened. In the meantime, I am going to turn my attention to Whitaker. Since I don't have a lot of energy right now, I am just going to cut and paste the synopsis of my day that I shared on Facebook.
I have just been thoroughly defeated and humiliated by a two year old today. After putting Whit down for a nap I hear some noise and walk in on him making wall art with his own poop (absolutely disgusting). I bleach the whole room, put him in zip PJs backwards and then put him back down. All the while thinking to myself I have this won. I go in to check on him after 10 minutes to make sure he is asleep. I discover him sitting on the bed covered in lip stick (he somehow discovered a lipstick of my mom's in a closed container on a dresser). The walls are also painted in a deep red lipstick. I clean up the whole mess and put on new PJ's (backwards again). I go back in after 10 minutes to check on him and to make sure he is FINALLY asleep. Nope. He found a tube of creamy desitin and covered the walls and his bed with it. REALLY?!?!
There you have it that was my day. Oh and I failed to mention in my Facebook post that Whitaker started the morning off by trying to pour himself a cup of coffee. In fact, he dumped the entire coffee pot all over the floor. Thank god, only a few drops of scalding hot coffee got on his foot. That kid is going to make me go gray in the next year.
I have just been thoroughly defeated and humiliated by a two year old today. After putting Whit down for a nap I hear some noise and walk in on him making wall art with his own poop (absolutely disgusting). I bleach the whole room, put him in zip PJs backwards and then put him back down. All the while thinking to myself I have this won. I go in to check on him after 10 minutes to make sure he is asleep. I discover him sitting on the bed covered in lip stick (he somehow discovered a lipstick of my mom's in a closed container on a dresser). The walls are also painted in a deep red lipstick. I clean up the whole mess and put on new PJ's (backwards again). I go back in after 10 minutes to check on him and to make sure he is FINALLY asleep. Nope. He found a tube of creamy desitin and covered the walls and his bed with it. REALLY?!?!
There you have it that was my day. Oh and I failed to mention in my Facebook post that Whitaker started the morning off by trying to pour himself a cup of coffee. In fact, he dumped the entire coffee pot all over the floor. Thank god, only a few drops of scalding hot coffee got on his foot. That kid is going to make me go gray in the next year.
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